You May Kiss The Laptop

You May Kiss The Laptop is a episode of Plankton Lives With The Raw. In it Plankton takes Karen for a romantic dinner at The Krusty Krab but Mr. Krabs sees this as a chance to steal the formula.

Transcript
​FRENCH NARRATOR: Well, another day in Bikini Bottom. Patrick's confused with soap labels, Mr. Krabs is in his money bath, and SpongeBob is ready! But is it often you see a couple in Bikini Bottom? Is it often you see a single celled couple? Well, were just about to see!

PLANKTON: I feel like I need attention...

KAREN: What do you mean? I give you plenty of attention! You give me none!

PLANKTON: Well, what do you know about attention?

KAREN:  Going On a date?

PLANKTON: Nah, something else. That's it! I'll go on a date with you!

KAREN: *sigh*

(Plankton Pulls Up The Krabby Kronicle and reads today's hot restaurants. The only two restaurants that show are the Krusty Krab and Fancy!)

PLANKTON: Krusty Krab? Of coarse! I can steal the Kra- I mean uh...

(Karen stares at Plankton)

PLANKTON: That's a perfect pace for our date!

AT THE KRUSTY KRAB...

PLANKTON: Hi there! We would like to order two Krabby Pattys, please!

(Mr. Krabs walks into the scene)

MR. KRABS: Pff, yeah right! You think your gonna get the fomuler that easily?!?

KAREN: Fine Then. We'll just have the Coral Bits.

PLANKTON AND MR. KRABS: WUHHH?

KAREN: Arent we gonna have a romantic date?

PLANKTON: OF COARSE NOT! IM GOING BACK TO-

(He bonks into SpongeBob on the way into Mr. Krabs office.)

SPONGEBOB: Plankton?!? Code Red! Code Red!

PLANKTON: WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!

* He gets flicked by security*

MEANWHILE AT THE CHUM BUCKET

PLANKTON: Well, another failere has come upon me again. But this time I think i'm forgetting something... Hey, look its HOLOGRAPHIC MEATLOAF!! Am..Numum... crum..

BACK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

KAREN: Why am I still here?

(everyone stares at each other)

THE END